EMERGENCY PANIC.

We had an earthquake here today while I was at work. It’s not a big deal, since I live in Wellington, New Zealand – the shakiest place ever to be called Wellington, New Zealand. If you’re not a local, you may know it from a few weeks ago when Christchurch FELL OVER.

They had a massive one that shook us here too, all the way over on a separate island. Rachel woke up because it was actually rocking our entire apartment building. I slept through it. In fact, I’ve missed every single quake that we’ve had since we moved here a couple of years ago, so this one was pretty exciting.

Even though all I thought at first was that some human pustule was shaking my desk and I was going to kill them with a water bottle.

Tonight we are going to TABLETOP ROLEPLAY. WITH DICE. Usually we would be going on an adventure in the 60s for all the characters to solve the mystery of the giant messed-up bird demon, except for my character, Gus, who adventures into the pants of every female in town. But we’re missing one of our group so something else will be happening which hopefully involves cake and explosions.

Things I can’t tell you: I’ll be getting an as-yet-unreleased video game to review in a couple of days. Oh yes, suck my time travel.