Hello, is it me you’re looking for.

I’m wearing a striped t-shirt over the top of a striped long-sleeved shirt today. I am the Inception of shirts.

Been fondling my website recently, so now a few more little details work the way they should. The WORDS page has a bunch of writing samples that show off my amazing talents, and you can learn about me and my work on the ABOUT page. Incidentally, if you want to email me about work you can do that here.

I also made a gallery page which has all the bits and pieces of art I could find floating around the internet. I have a boatload more of course, but it’s mostly scraps of paper and scanning is hard. A man is not a machine. Sort of on that front: I have been working on Error/Mistake a lot recently and I am slowly nutting out the details. It becomes increasingly clear that I will need to find an artist with ACTUAL TALENT, however.

This site needs a new header. Suggestions? Something cool and stuff and things.

P.S. BUY MY WIFE’S BOOK. BUY IT NOW. It’s about the internet and virtual reality and murder and it has lasers and gothic lolitas and STUFF. Buy it and love it.